sodamnrelatable:

is for asking people what’s for homework

is there for stalking celebrities

is for listening to music

and tumblr is my life .

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

the-doctors-snog-box:

(x)

welcome to britain, where we make spoof sketches of spoof sketches of shows

notcanonyet:

I demand an answer.

jawnn-locked:

sherlockshiverandshake:

the things we would do for each other…

This is going to make me cry. Too late.

This is beautiful.

quercusrubra:

Because Gabriel’s not dead - just moonlighting as the Pepsi Max guy.

gallium-knight:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

dudeufugly:

true

bonus:

oh-dumbledear:

Hello my lovelies, this is my giveaway in celebration of reaching 500 (!!!) followers.

Thanks to everyone who follows me and puts up with my constant rambling!

I am giving away:

• Two t-shirts of your choice from the designs below, and you can have the rest as stickers if you want (and if the artists make them as stickers)
• Two of the DVDs below (you choose)
• The mug and the pen.

T-shirt designs:

Mug and pen:

DVDs:

The rules are:

• You may reblog this twice a day
• Likes do not count
• There is only one winner. Sorry.
• Giveaway blogs won’t count.
• This giveaway is open until the 26th of May.
• I ship worldwide.
• I mean you don’t have to be following me but I’ll throw something else in if you are!
• If you have any questions please contact me here as I won’t be on tumblr for a while
• Um yeah I love you all and may the odds be ever in your favour!

{Also thanks to Carly for the graphic}

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?